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Philosophy♂, originated fromniconico Dougaa type ofsubculture, and isAniki cultureone of the representative concepts. Due to the first Aniki gay pornographic film released on September 30, 2007, titled "本格的 ガチムチパンツレスリング" (Authentic Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling, original link https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1175788 ) in which "レスリング」 (Wrestling), the first katakana 「レ」 is pronounced "re" in Romaji, and can be abbreviated asre。
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In the films of American gay pornographic actorsBilly Herrington(Forest Fairy)'s gay pornographic films often feature various strange, inexplicable actions and shouts. On the afternoon of September 30, 2007, a Japanese netizen onniconico Dougauploaded a heavily edited gay pornographic film, starring Billy Herrington. Because in the film, Herrington andanother actorengaged in a bizarre wrestling match, and the movements and shouts during the wrestling were extremely strange, with constant somersaults on the ground, which puzzled niconico users. Furthermore, a major reason why the "Philosophy" meme exploded on NICONICO at the time was that netizens often created videos with covers that do not match the content,fishing videos, which, as the name suggests, had video covers and titles set to male-oriented erotic titles and sexy images of women, but clicking on them revealed " Manly Spirit" footage.
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As the audience's thinking deepens, their way of thinking about problems becomes very similar to philosophy (both being ways of thinking that explore origins), so it is called Philo♂sophy.
Another seemingly simple and intuitive explanation is: "The study of bending straight things is called Philo♂sophy (Bending♂ology)."This sentence has no deep con♂tent at all, right?
Official recognition: To promote the development of philosophy, UNESCO launched a commemorative day called "World Philosophy Day" in 2002. World Philosophy Day is the third Thursday of November every year.
As Aniki culture has developed to the present, the meaning of the term Philo♂sophy has also been continuously evolving. In modern everyday language, Philo♂sophy can be used as a noun and an adjective, and sometimes as a verb.
Example sentence: Believers of Philo♂sophy must keep the Three Creeds of Philo♂sophy in mind.
Example sentence: Kazuya's Ghost Step is a very Philo♂sophical move.
Example sentence: I'm going to Philo♂sophize Spongebob. / A friend of mine wants to Philo♂sophize me./ I need to give him a lesson in Philo♂sophy!
As Philo♂sophy evolves rapidly, this article still requires revisions and additions. All believers of Philo♂sophy are welcome to help promote and expand it!
Note: The rich connotations of Philo♂sophy culture reflected below mainly come froma mondegreene[1], many Philo♂sophers have misconceptions regarding Sora-mimi. Philo♂sophy culture originated from Sora-mimi; Philo♂sophy is free, so there aren't too many rules, and anyone can use their own i♂deas for Sora-mimi.
But with the continuous development of philosophy andthe gradual decline of Aniki culture,, certain Philo♂sophical phrases have left an extremely deep impression and meaning in the hearts of Philo♂sophers, known as "Holy Words", such as: ASS♂WE♂CAN, DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY, leading to such phrases being forbidden from being misheard by some Philo♂sophers, namely "Holy Words cannot be misheard" is a saying. However, the origin of Philo♂sophy is mishearing; no one can forbid the joy brought by mishearing. Just as there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand readers, mishearing Holy Words only represents personal preference.
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The Three Creeds of Philo♂sophy are the major principles and absolute universal truths of Philo♂sophical thought. They consist of the following three parts:
Collectively known as "Admonishment-Praise-Acceptance," these are the contents that every Philo♂sophy believer must be familiar with and abide by.
Fully understanding the Three Creeds of Philo♂sophy is the highest realm of Aniki Philo♂sophy.[2]
The earliest traceable source of the Three Creeds of Philosophy is a video on Japan's niconico, sm3551427, which are actually three Japanese soramimi phrases:
The races living in Shin-Nippori have their own plane in reality. There are two races in Shin-Nippori: the Aniki♂ represented by males, and the Aneki♀ represented by females. Due to the nature of Philo♂sophical free♂dom, there are no excessive restrictions between Aneki and Aniki, and they can freely discuss Philo♂sophy, but sexual acts are strictly forbidden! Generally, "Aniki/Aneki" refers to Philo♂sophers.
In the Philo♂sophy circles of Japan and the West, the term "Aniki" specifically refers toBilly Herrington。
The legendary place where Anikis live, originating from the shout "Shinnippori!!!" during the battle between Kazuya and Billy.[Note 2]。
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Shin-Nippori and the real world are two separate worlds, but in fact, due to the phenomenon of "different positions, same body," major events in the real world will also affect Shin-Nippori. The Ancient Nippori period was an era ruled by Pharaohs. The Great Pharaoh toyed with power, arbitrarily conscripted strong♂men, and sealed a curse within a set of battle robes,which were later destroyed by the Grand Mage Fujioka.Akachan destroyed the world, transitioning it into the Old Nippori era. The king of Old Nippori was called "Caesar," and its cultural development was similar to the Ancient Roman era. The last emperor, Ishii, neglected state affairs and spent every night in revelry♂. Akachan destroyed the world in anger, leading to the current Shin-Nippori era. In 1945, Akachan could not bear the world of war and misery, so he released 【Philosophy♂ Heaven of All Mankind】【Will No One Believe in Philosophy♂ After This?】【Nightmare of the Weak♂】【Make It Big♂ for Me】【Immortal Sacred♂ Tree♂】 in Hiroshima and Nagasaki[Note 3]and other spell cards, causing the effect of the Annihilation of the Holy Light of Philosophy♂, spreading the Three Creeds of Philosophy♂ to the human world, returning the world to peace, and founding Shin-Nippori. The whole of Shin-Nippori is mainly divided into two major factions: the League of Heroes and the Dark Forces, as well as some third-party neutral factions, such asBanana Man's neutral camp. The League of Heroes is a repu♂blic, primarily led by King Billy, with generals like Kazuya and Beaurandi; the Dark Forces are an absolute monarchy, ruled solely by VAN-sama, with the rest mostly being Heike♂boys. They are officers in name but have no actual power and very low status, often undergoing VAN's Dark♂discipline. Some works also do not use Shin-Nippori as their setting.For example, the famous Shin Sangoku Musei series (see av8499 for details), and when dividing factions, they are also divided into the three sides of Kai, Zan, and Kyo. |

Guardian Deities are the images used to cover the sensitive parts of the gay film actors in the videos. Among them, the most common is赤ちゃん(Aka-chan[6])[Note 4]。
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Aka-chan is the entire Shin-Nippori'sonly true god, guarding the peace of the entire Shin-Nippori. Some Aniki have special Aka-chans, such as Judas Larson's being yellow and Kinkaku's being gold. (Some Aniki's Guardian Deities are not Aka-chan; for example, No-bara's is a red flower, Kamada Gosaku's is a crab, and Inoue Cabrera's is his own headshot.)
Aka-chan first appeared in the collage "Where Do Babies Come From?", where he was known as "Gedo Baby" at the time, inPants Wrestling no Aniki: Fashion EditionHe first appeared as a replacement for mosaics. Akachan himself knows his photos are used in Aniki videos, and he appeared in the 17th International Man-尻 Festival CM to send his blessings. In early 2021, he even had a live stream collaboration with Van-sama.
Akachan's father is named Allen, and he is tolerant of his son's photos being used as collage material and mosaic replacements.
He is actually male♂, neither female nor the sun from "Teletubbies", although he is often mistaken for them.
On July 4, 2024, Akachan attended Anime Expo in Los Angeles with Kazuya. At the convention, Akachan had long hair and a beard, and unexpectedly showed off extremely standard Chinese pronunciation: "My dear Chinese-speaking fans, first of all, sorry my Chinese is so bad (laughs); secondly, thank you all for your support."

Another important totem/mascot of the Philo♂sophy series.[8]. In fact, it evolved from cutting out an Aniki's back separately. Because its image is a bit e♂vil, it is often misunderstood, and various subspecies have appeared, though most are plant-like. It mainly reproduces asexually, but some plant-like Goshimboku can grow Goshimboku flowers, with sub-orders like blue flowers, white flowers, and red flowers, which can grow flesh on bones and revive the dead. The flowering period is only 69 days, and the Goshimboku that nurtures the Goshimboku flower will soon wither and die. It is currently quite rare.
It evolved from cutting out an Aniki's buttocks separately. It is a type of dicotyledonous plant with a very beautiful symmetrical effect. It often appears alongside the Goshimboku.
The biggest feature in Aniki MADs, also known as the butt♂ beat, is using the sound of Anikis slapping buttocks (generally from Billy and Kazuya's wrestling, Kinkaku and Ginkaku's wrestling, and Van's dark♂ discipline) (including but not limited to slapping buttocks, clapping hands, hitting the ground, hitting lockers) to replace drum sounds as the main rhythm of the music.
①FA Instrument: VAN's classic line "FU@K YOU(FA♂Q)"
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By reasonably pitch-shifting the four sounds above to play songs, the effect is very unique, with a timbre close to electronic sounds, making it completely unnoticeable that they are composed of human voices. There are sayings like "The Fa instrument is the most wonderful instrument in the world" and "Nothing is more beautiful than the Fa instrument." Each uploader has different tuning methods, resulting in different timbres. Besides these, there are also Billy and Mark's "Ah♂", the sounds Van makes when besieged by Heike BOYs, and the "Come♂" used by Heike BOYs to provoke Van, etc., but the frequency of their pitch-shifted use is relatively lower compared to the aforementioned instruments.
PS: The previously mentioned "Butt Drum" is also one of the commonly used instruments in Philo♂sophy tuning, but it is not a vocal instrument.
Touhou Project, as Japan's most popular doujin culture, also has a massive amount of collaboration with Gachimuchi[9], the number of collaborative doujin art and MADs between the two is enormous, and their collaboration is called theOriental Starchy Sauce Fried Riceseries (also the source of the ID for the famous AcFun uploader Touhou Xiangua Chaofan). It is so detailed that almost every Gachimuchi character has a corresponding Touhou character, and it has evolved into a unique branch of Philosophy, though it is currently rare on Bilibili.Actually, it was deleted by the management
Musuko (MUSUKO)[Note 5], also known as Chin (CHIN)[Note 6], Mara (MARA)[Note 7], all referring to the big♂Don't you think it's ridiculous to think that your ██ would explode just by saying a word?
The term "Ruozi" comes from a misheard lyric in the Gachimuchi Mystery Chapter av7083087/sm3066♂454:弱い子は抹殺(Romanization: yowaiko wa massatsu? Original: You like those muscles?).
Generally in China, Yuji Jounouchi, who was seduced by Momi and indulged in women instead of thinking about Philo♂sophy, is considered a "Weakling" (弱子), but in Japan, there is no such saying to describe Jounouchi as a weakling. (Confirmed with many Japanese Philo♂sophers and Chinese seniors), this is a setting unique to Philo♂sophy in China. The rule that "Manly Soul" (男魂) cannot be added in the middle of "Weakling" is also a Chinese-derived saying, while in Japan, it is neither prohibited nor necessary. On the niconico website, if a passerby posts a bullet comment asking "WTF, is this gay porn?" in the original Aniki video, they might be roasted, including the soramimi "Weaklings are to be exterminated" (弱い子は抹杀), but this saying does not carry discrimination or hostility towards passersby. It also doesn't flood the screen like the Chinese bullet comment "Weaklings begone," as they don't like posting repetitive bullet comments.
Naturally, this term is not used to describe people with impolite or bad behavior in the circle, nor is it used to describe newcomers to Philo♂sophy or outsiders who don't like or hate Philo♂sophy. Therefore, being heterosexual or using some soramimi and "Raging Manly Soul" (怒涛男魂) does not make one a weakling. Thus, it is not recommended to use this term to describe others with hostility, as it is very impolite and highly aggressive and insulting.
To be precise, ordinary people cannot be called weaklings. Only the Anikis living in Shin-Nippori, if they wrestle with "Jie-gui" (sisters) normally, or discuss Philo♂sophy with them normally, it's fine... but if they are maliciously seduced by a "Jie-gui" into "Fried♂Rice" (sex), or after the "Fried Rice" they stop thinking about Philo♂sophy and indulge in women like Jounouchi, they will be regarded as weaklings... if we really define it, then almost every one of us is a weakling.This world is too chaotic!
"Little brats" (小鬼) have nothing to do with Philo♂sophy; every circle has its own little brats. We generally call those who are ignorant, pretend to know, want to cause trouble with a little knowledge, and do various stupid things to hurt others "little brats" (those who know a lot but still cause trouble are called "big brats")... the true meaning still needs to be understood by oneself. But then again, who cares (Bittersmile)
"Don't you also agree with this? The root of many people's ill-will towards Philo♂sophy lies in pseudo-philosophers. These people have broken into a field that never belonged to them; they quarrel with each other, are full of hostility, and always resort to personal attacks. There is no other behavior in this world that is as ill-suited to a Philo♂sopher as this." — Socrates
Against the backdrop of niconico (the birthplace of Aniki culture) falling into an economic crisis, the King, in a speech to niconico users, called for everyone to act together, remember the sacrifices of the senior Anikis of niconico, and rebuild the former glory of niconico. This speech shed a light of hope for countless Philo♂sophers struggling in the dark. "AS♂WE♂CAN" became the golden phrase of this speech and is widely circulated.The King originally wanted to say "AS♂WE♂CAN," but due to translation and other reasons, "AS" was translated as "ASS," but all Philo♂sophers supported this name, so it has been used ever since.[citation needed]
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My fellow brothers: I, Billy Herrington stand here today, humble by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Niconico ancestors. We are the midst of crisis, Niconico douga is in war against the far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Niconico's economy is badly weakened, (which is) a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of management. But also on the collective failure to make hard choices, and prepare for a new MAD age. Today, I say to you, that the challenge is real, they are serious,and they are many. They will not be easily met or a short span of time. But know that at Niconico, they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of the shortcuts. It is not been for the path for the faint-hearted, or seek only the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of mad things. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, and endured the lash of the spanking, time and time again, these men struggle and sacrifice, so that we might live better. We remain the most powerful site on the Internet, and minds are no less inventive, and services are no less needed that day were last week or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull up our pants, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Niconico douga. Now there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest that our server system cannot load too many movies. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what Niconico already has done, what free man can achieve, when imagination is joined to common purpose. And so, to all the people who are watching this video, from the grandest cities to the small villages where IKZO was born, know that Niconico is a friend of every men who seeks the future of love and peace. Now we will begin, to responsibly leave authorized common materials to Niconico people, and forge a hard-earned peace in this mad world. What is we required of us now is a new era of responsibility, this is the price and promise of Niconico common's citizenship. Niconico douga in the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: As we can. ASS♂WE♂CAN! Let it be said by our childrens' children, that when we were tested by DOS attacks, and refused by YouTube, we did not turn back, nor did we falter. And we will carry forth that the great gift of freedom be delivered and safely to future generations. Thank you, god bless, and god bless Niconico douga! My dear brothers: I, Billy Herrington, stand here today humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices made by our Niconico predecessors. We are in the midst of a crisis, as Niconico Douga is engaged in a protracted struggle against the storms of unrest and deletions. Niconico's economy has been badly weakened, a consequence of management's carelessness and irresponsibility, but also our collective failure to make hard choices, making it necessary for us to prepare for a crazy age. Today I say to you that the challenges are real, they are many and they are serious. They will not be met in a short span of time, but I know that in Niconico, they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our website, we understand that "greatness" is never a given, and our journey cannot have shortcuts. It is not a path for the faint-hearted and the pleasure-seekers, but the journey of the risk-takers, the forgotten geniuses, and the creators of crazy things. For us, they shed their blood and sweat, and endured lash after lash. They struggled and sacrificed so that our lives might be better. We remain the most powerful website on the internet, our minds and creativity are no less than they were before, and the services people need are as many as ever. Starting today, let us Now, there are some who question our ambitions, who believe our service system cannot carry too many videos. But they are too forgetful, for they have forgotten what Niconico has already achieved, and what a free man can do when imagination is joined to a common purpose. So, to all who see this video, whether you are from a metropolis or the small village where IKZO was born, you should know that Niconico is a comrade-in-arms to everyone who yearns for a future full of love and peace. Now, we will begin to responsibly preserve the materials generally recognized by Niconico users, forging a hard-earned peace in this crazy world. What we need now is a new era of responsibility, a common duty and promise of the Niconico people. Niconico Douga, in the face of our common threats, in the midst of winter, let us remember these timeless words: "Yes, we can!Yes, we can♂!" Let it be said by our children's children, that when we were tested by DOS attacks, and refused by YouTube, we did not turn back, nor did we falter. We will carry forth that the great gift of freedom and deliver it safely to future generations. Thank you. God bless you, and God bless Niconico Douga! |
Real name William Glen Harold Herrington, also known as the Forest Fairy (
The title "Forest Fairy" comes from a scene in a video where Billy Herrington walks out of a forest naked. Gachimuchi (ガチムチ) means muscular and is a common term used by BL and Yaoi enthusiasts.
He founded New Nippori single-handedly and is a hero-like existence. Once a fairy, he stood at the pinnacle of all New Nippori in terms of both strength and physical power. He defeated many powerful opponents to become the leader of the League of Heroes. His special moves are Fried Rice Burn and various magnificent fried rice techniques.Finishing Move: King's Anal Lift. He has defeated Kazuya, Beoland, Jonouchi, and Gosaku Kamada, among others [he also helped Beoland in his Bayonetta-man form to defeat VAN in his Deep♂Dark♂Fantasy state (see av4587)].Surprisingly, the King was once defeated by Ayumu Sudo and the Anonymous White-Haired Aniki (Dax Kelly).However, he managed to turn the tables in the final round of the wrestling match with the Anonymous White-Haired Aniki (Dax Kelly).. He once served as a sergeant in a military camp, personally instructing recruits. He owns a signature mount - Black Anus (a black motorcycle), which he cares for deeply. Despite its incredible horsepower, Billy usually drives at a very safe speed, even slower than the ducks by the roadside, showing the tender side of King Billy's tough-guy persona.
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Records show that in the ancient times of Shin-Nippori (Old Nippori period), it was also known as Gen♂so♂kyo. There was a [DATA CORRUPTED] who was very similar to Billy, and [DATA CORRUPTED] with the leader of Old Nippori at that timeBoli♂ Reimuwere well-acquainted. After suffering the punishment of Akachan, Old Nippori disappeared and Shin-Nippori was born, [DATA CORRUPTED] reincarnated as Billy. Therefore, Billy still retains some memories of Gen♂so♂kyoAh♂Gensokyo。 |

Ancestral home in Yunnan Province, born in Shenzhen, Guangdong. Known as "The Strongest Human (Japanese:最強の人間)", "The Strongest Human in History ("史上最強の人間)is a tough guy who once fought a python,Danny Resko (former stage names Danny Lee, Danny Dallas, current name Alan Rossett[citation needed]), also known asIzayoipossesses time-stopping abilities just like a certain maid, has a frenemy relationship with Billy, is a member of the League♂ of Heroes, and lost to Billy while competing for the top seat of the League♂ of Heroes. His identity is the president of Tsuyoshi Industry (Kazuya Ltd. Tsuyoshi Tsuyoshi Industry[10]), and he has the Kazuya Seven Spears under his command. His finishing moves include God's Salvation (crotch grab), Unknown Territory (time stop), Ghost Step, Philo♂sophical Benzene Ring/Hexagon, Shrimp-smelling Panties, GAY♂BAR Restraint, Self-touching, Determined Gaze, etc., among which Ghost Step is the most famous. He became famous for shouting "Shin Ni♂chi-mori!!" during his battle with the King♂.
Kazuya was confirmed by Billy Herrington to have died from drug abuse on December 28, 2015, but Billy later apologized for the incorrect confirmation, stating he was unaware of his whereabouts.
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Rest in peace, Danny Lee; Kazuya's spirit lives on. How many believers are still holding onto their faith now? Originally, it was thousands of enthusiasts who endowed Philo♂sophy with its connotation and culture, and this culture, in turn, made us believers, inspiring our creations and leading to the more brilliant legends of Shin-Nippori. We and Philo♂sophy are actually twins growing together. So at a time like this, we need to hold onto the faith of Philo♂sophy even more, rather than just following the crowd. For example, Lord Van is busy with real-life performances, which indeed differs from his image in the culture, but the Billy of this dimension is a mortal who needs to support his family; this does not affect the belief in "Light" within the culture, a heart of tolerance, rather than following the trend of spamming about the fall of light. Another example is Kazuya's fall in this dimension; some believers have already spammed that there is truly no salvation in the world, but even as Kazuya said so, he walked steadfastly on the path of salvation, never giving up on the belief in salvation. Philo♂sophy is right there, in Shin-Nippori, and in the hearts of every believer. Whether you are in the camp of Light or Darkness, as long as you believe, Philo♂sophy can exist. The Aniki of this dimension will eventually grow old, and perhaps in the future, Philo♂sophy culture will eventually fade from our sight, but that comrade-like feeling, those voices and smiles, will surely live on in the hearts of believers. If you also love Aniki, please do not let this original touch and faith be distorted or faded. At the sad end of the year 2015, let us encourage each other; may the spirit of Philo♂sophy accompany you throughout your lives. Ass♂we♂can |
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(Background: A comment from a user when the King confirmed Kazuya's death and before Kazuya was proven to be alive, expressing regret and mourning for Kazuya through the King's mouth. Although outdated, it still makes us sigh and miss those times) Billy King♂: "Hahahaha, look at you Kazuya, dying just like that. How does it feel to have your lifelong reputation ruined? The strongest human is only this much. What? Unwilling? Then stand up! Keep fighting me! Keep using your Ghost Step and God's Salvation! Get up! Get up! Your Seven Spears and Tsuyoshi Industries are still doing fine! If you don't get up, how can I fight VAN♂ alone? I'm not sure of myself! Get up! Get up! Let's compete for the strongest in Shin-Nippori again! Get up!" While laughing, the King♂ burst into tears. |
"After years of confirmation, Kazuya is indeed alive. Below is a recent photo of him." The source seems to be a participant in the 2017 International Otoko-jiri Festival.
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It wasn't until 2021, three years after Billy's passing and six years after the rumors of Kazuya's death, that Kazuya himself posted a video on his YouTube channel greeting all philosophers[11], and the rumors of Kazuya's death were debunked.
On December 10, 2021, Kazuya posted a video of his return to the Junkyard on his YouTube channel, promoting the 2021 International Philo♂sophy OtoMAD Collaboration.
On October 12, 2022, Kazuya posted a greeting video on Bilibili and began uploading content there.[12]

A gay porn actor from Canada who later became a director, and was also the main cinematographer and actor in the original Philosophy (Gachimuchi) videos.
Real name Mark Wolf, the nickname "Ikariya Biollante" comes from the fictional monster appearing in the Japanese tokusatsu film "Godzilla vs. Biollante".Also known asShiri♂same MarisaCantonese. A major general of the League of Hero♂es, known as the Angel-Hunting Demon♂ Man (source: av4587). Both his appearance and combat are very flashy, and his strength should not be underestimated. He was once provoked by VAN in the locker room and successfully defeated VAN in his surface state,but was then defeated by Billy's headlock kill.Afterwards, he defeated the pursuing Gold and Silver Pavilions and Wild Rose in succession. Later, he teamed up with Billy to defeat VAN in his DDF state. He likes eating bananas. His signature moves are Demon Man Claw, DoubleYukipo(double yukipo), Cantonese Foot Massage, Scissor Kick. Currently crowned as the new King♂ by Akachan, leading the Aniki♂s for♂ward in place of Billy!
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Muki's Seven Spears Mainly refers to the seven who appeared in the Muki Industries seriesIt's common knowledge that there are eight of the Seven SpearsEmployees of Muki Industries. ユダ·ラッセンYoda Larson Commonly known as Yoda, one of the Nanto Rokusei Ken: user of the Nanto Anus Expansion Fist.His "son" is huge.Has iconic shoulder-length blonde hair.Has also wrestled with other Aniki twice. However, the endings were very tragic. Was once defeated and tied up by an Aniki, who sprayed something like tear gas on him.The color of his Akachan is yellow. レオン·トランクス Commonly known as Leon, with a middle-parted hairstyle, he is considered the most handsome warrior of the Seven Spears. He often applies lubricant to his body. The color of his Akachan is purple. 畑山ベーコン
Owner of a bacon-flavored smile (smiles like a child), likes riding bicycles, Aka-chan color is green.Often mistaken for Kazuya by the brats. 今夜が宇梶 A muscular big-brother type character, naturally compassionate, uses a giant net to capture opponents, Aka-chan color is cyan. 太宰ウエンツ Has very sharp eyes, uses a skateboard.Named because his hairstyle and sharp expression resemble the author Osamu Dazai. Thus also known as Dazai Bunji.Aka-chan color is blue. 宫城クラピカ Uses tires and Sexual Nebula Chains as weapons. Called Kurapika because of his weapons. Once held the title of "Pseudo-Aniki", Aka-chan color is earthy yellow. クソガキさん A black kid who recently joined the company, has no special characteristics, but having no characteristics is his greatest characteristic. Aka-chan color is red.Said to be a dark assassin under VAN, but whether the news is true is unknown. There are also claims that he is a summoned familiar, but the authenticity is also doubtful. ねじりん·ボーイ The mysterious eighth member of Kazuya's Seven Spears, similar to the non-regular Black Ranger in Super Sentai. Characterized by often applying paint to his body and white ass. Aka-chan color is gray. トータス藤冈 Real name Steve Cassidy. One of the members of the League of♂Heroes, High Priest. Has the ability to exorcise objects. Had a relationship with Billy. Left a deep impression on many viewers due to his ecstatic expression while peeping at Billy sunbathing on the rooftop. Had a conflict with Ikeda. Once resolved the Pharaoh's Curse crisis in Shin-Nippori. Famous quote is WHY DON'T YOU GET FU@K (Wear these panties). くりぃむしちゅー池田 Ikeda Cream Stew (Real name Cameron Sage, stage name Seth Dickens), one of the members of the League of♂Heroes. Characterized by an exceptionally long chin. Another identity is a US soldier, leading troops for years in East Nippori against radical heretics. Skilled in using modern firearms. Had a verbal conflict with Fujioka, stopped by others just as a fight was about to break out. (Participated in the recently held wrestling tournament) 须藤步
Known as the "Berserker" Fairy Hunter, he once defeated Billy Herrington and wrestled with the Dark Knight, but has since lived in seclusion, no longer participating in the conflicts of Shin Nippori. オーウェン定冈 Owen Sadaoka (real name Gregg Rockwell), a member of the League of Heroes♂. Master of the ultimate technique = Sadaoka Spiral. The footage of his head rotating while showering has a strong visual effect when replayed continuously, hence the name "Sadaoka♂Rotation." He suffers from compulsive masturbation and cannot control himself in public places. Peerless Sentai Refers to the team sent by the Light Faction to retake the laboratory in the Dark Lab chapter.Avengers♂League OMEGATerriman Real name Steve Shannon. Captain of the Peerless Sentai, the strongest, an all-around enhanced type. Wears yellow. Speed Demon Real name Emmett Andrews. Speed-enhanced type. Wears red. Blade Real name Max Grand. Perception-enhanced type. Wears green. Razor Power-enhanced type. Wears black. Real name Jack Simmons. Lightning Real name Brad Taylor. Also known as Lightning, Magic-enhanced type. Wears blue clothes. Thunder Real name Cody Cruze. Magic-enhanced type, can use the combination skill "Cross♂Lightning" with Lightning. Unlike Lightning, Thunder's moves involve imbuing his fists with the power of thunder to attack, whereas the former uses electric currents directly. Inoue Cabrera Real name Anthony Capriati. Leader of the Naked Knights Order, titled "The Solitary Man — Inoue Cabrera". Once led the Naked Knights to successfully infiltrate the Dark Queen's castle, was captured midway but eventually escaped. Skilled in water-attribute moves, once wrestled a merman underwater. Special technique is "Inoue's Cattle Drink". Subordinates include Ko-chin-ko, Knight Schumacher, etc. His younger brother is the archaeologist Inoue Shabrera, who focuses on researching the history of Ancient Hiniguri. Saigou A recruit in the Shin-Hiniguri army. Because his roommate was caught by Sergeant Billy masturbating to a comrade in the dormitory, he received punishment along with his roommate. Comrades includeライアン♂ファウラー、雷欧ライオンズ、布莱斯♂ロンドン、ハウス♂ウェストン、マット·バンデロand others. Shoei The last to appear in "Pants Wrestling Aniki: Shower Edition", once collaborated with Yuji Jonouchi and Gosaku Kamada. Sudo Ryo Named for his resemblance to Ayumu Sudo, once wrestled with the Demon Man and was defeated. Sekine Real name Tom Katt. In a gay film, he treated Billy's wounds and then dug him. Later, Billy Herrington stated in an interview that Sekine was his favorite gay film actor. The Three Poltergeist Aniki Also known as the "Three Aniki Under the Moon", from "Ryker's Web". In the original video, they perform a seductive dance in a bar. Bald Black-skinned Aniki In the original video, he fought Lord Van and narrowly won. He possesses considerable strength and knows moves like "Man-lock," and is also known as "Hong Mei♂ling." |
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This section includes figures whose names are known but whose specific identities and actions are unknown; fellow phi♂losophers are welcome to supplement and improve this. ドイツ胖兄贵、ソレン♂ダムガード♂ミッケルセン、トウス♂ボルギュスト、パーシー♂マンデット、ボー·ラーセン、スティーブン⋅ガヴィン、ルーンガーデン、ニック・イェーガー、Spike、デビッド·ピエロ、ピーター・リン・ワイルダー、ベン·ダモンシ、コーディ·タイラー、アンディ・ジー、ジェフ·アシュトン、ジェイク·アームストロング、スコット·ベックマン、ジェイ·アレクサンダー、ルーク・サベージ、ギャビン・マルゼ、ジャック・ライリー、ロブ・スティール、渡边レッドネック、上杉アサー、太宰ダジー、谷口キョクト、小沢シェルドン、鈴木デビル、早川トーホー、小原アヴァンティ、岸本ジョンサン、山本バンギ、上野クサリ、上野チェーン、海老道覚、広野ロンファン、闇のクリャンマス、ドム·シャーク、上羽プセジョ、清城コロール、瀾道カイローム |

Van Darkholme(Van Darkholme, October 24, 1972–); also known as Lord Van (VAN
The name TDN Kosugi comes from Japanese baseball player Kazuhito Tadano and Japanese-American actor Kane Kosugi, who resemble him. TDN is the acronym for "Tadano (ただの, Tadano)" initials; theoretically it is pronounced "Tadano (Tadano)", though some philosophers pronounce it by the English letters "T-D-N" for various reasons. Van himself was once curious as to why he was called TDN.
Later on, some philosophers stopped using TDN and instead used his stage names directly, such as "Lord Van," "Darkholme," "Dark," etc. "Van-sama" means "Lord Van."
The leader of the dark forces, possessing extremely powerful dark-attribute mental attacks and brainwashing abilities, and can also use dark♂ copy to replicate opponents' moves (copied Biollante's scissor kick and foot massage in the battle against Biollante). After entering the Deep♂Dark♂Fantasy state, it requires the King andin the form of Bayonetta♂Biollante working together to defeat him. His personality is unpredictable, with wide interests; he practices swordsmanship diligently, enjoys SM, and often subjects his subordinates, the "Heike BOYS[14]" to dis♂cipline. The scene where he stands by the lockers covered in belts and shouts his catchphrase Fa♂Q is one of the most classic moments in the world of Philo♂sophy. He once demonstrated SM knowledge and preached on the streets.
His special skills include: FA instruments,
Note:VAN especially dislikes the Heike boys making fried rice and saying FA while being punished; if violated, they will receive extremely severe punishment. For example, being gagged with a ball gag, transformed into a human controller, etc.
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Mito Komon Sword A divine sword enshrined by every generation of dark♂ priestesses at the dark shrine. It is said to be able to destroy a person entirely through the man-ass, and it forcibly adds three hundred talent points to swordsmanship. It is an imperial sword passed down from ancient times, formerly known as Dark Jiangcheng. Discipline Tools(All DIY by Master VAN)
ZEUS Token A supreme treasure passed down from the former dark♂ great hero—the Venerable ZEUS. In VAN's hands, it became an invincible brainwashing tool, making all Heike boys loyal and devoted. Son Destroyer A machine offered to VAN by the Dark Pharmacist Diehard, which strikes the opponent's "son" with rays, though VAN is quite uninterested in it. Dark Christmas Sleigh Emerging from the Dark Ice Field, it requires a Heike Boy to drive. |
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My name is Van, I'm thirty years old, and I'm from Japan. I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist, I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep♂dark♂fantasy. I was going to be a movie star, you know, with modeling and acting. After a hundred and two auditions and small parts, you know, I decided... that I had enough, then I get into escort work. The clientele requested a lot of fetishies, so...I just decided to go...um, you know, full master, and change myDang♂Zhen, um...dungeon master, now with the full dungeon in my house. And it's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks, and uh... usually the guy is pretty much high on a popper to get to really get relaxed, you know and I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit, and uh... then I put on a surgical latex glove just up to my hand. Then just lube it up, and uh... it's a long process you know to get your whole get your whole arm up there. But uh..., It's an intense feeling for the other person, I think for myself too it's uh..., you're going places that um... even though it's physical with your hand for, but..., some reason it's also emotional, it's more psychological too. And you know we both reach the same place too, it's really strange at the same time. And after a session like that, I get really exhausted from it at the end. I don't know if I feel kind of um... naked, cos I'm looking at myself for the first time I think, well, not myself, but this aspect of my life for the first time. And it's...man gosh, three to five years already? And I've never thought about it. Hmm... kind of sad, I think I feel kind of sad right now, and I don't know why. My name is Van, I'm 30 years old, and I'm from Japan. I'm an artist, a performance artist. I'm hired by people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep♂dark♂fantasies. I used to want to be a movie star, you know... modeling and acting. After playing hundreds Philo♂sophy requires some expe♂rience, so I decided to become a... uh, Ma♂ster, and make my whole house into a dungeon, uh... Dungeon♂Master. Now I have a whole dungeon in my house, and everything is The gloves cost 300 dollars, and those guys are really high♂. To achieve true relax♂ation, I bought rubber gloves long enough to cover the whole arm, and then I put a surgical rubber glove over my hand. Then I lubricate it... after putting on the holy♂cloth, it's a long pro♂cess. But, it makes the other person feel ner♂vous, and I think so too. Uh... it's like you go to a world of only tou♂ch, some places are extremely sen♂sitive, but also deep♂ly touching. It's like we both reached awonderful state, in which I feel physically and mentally exhaus♂ted. I don't know if I feel naked, because it's the first time I've looked at myself this way... well, not myself, but this aspect of my life. And... gosh, has it been three or five years? I've never thought about it. Well... it's a bit sad, I feel a bit sad now, but I don't know why. |
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Full name Taira no Asomi Kamada Gosaku Noritsune, currently a subordinate of VAN, an innocent descendant of the Taira clan. The current head of the Kamada family, a prominent family in Shin-Nippori. Possesses a charming and innocent smile, runs a gym, and was once caught peeping at Billy and Kazuya working out in the gym by Billy, then forced into battle有些人觉得半鱼人是吾作的末路。因为希望复兴衰落的家族而加入VAN的黑暗阵营,成为VAN的手下。名台词是“♂阿姨好大胆!阿姨好大胆♂!(在日语中被空耳为“想变成螃蟹”)”、“我的房租哎!”。
在和马凯一起受刑时由于喊“FA♂”的次数过多,而被VAN处以口球封嘴的处罚,并因装卸乳夹时喊出的“嗯♂”的声音,以及VAN玩♂弄其乳房时的声音与姿势,而被成为“人体手柄”、“嗯♂乐器(与FA乐器、搓屌电音、人体唢呐齐名的哲♂学四大乐器)持有者”,是VAN以外,另一名乐器持有者。

A major retainer of the Kamada familyKomeiji Satori, known as Kinkaku of Power due to his strength-focused fighting style, he bears a striking resemblance to the French Emperor Napoleon, American basketball player Nikola Jokić, and Serbian footballer Nemanja Vidić. His ultimate点着了金阁寺。曾在更衣室内协同银阁与贝奥兰迪摔跤并进行润滑油大战。与银阁私底下交过手,失误而败北,被VAN处以“抽真空”伤肾的处罚。赤酱颜色是金色。
Owns a dog named "Ojisan," often referred to as "Kinkaku's Dog."What he is most famous for is actually a dance move he performs while dancing.Py-butt-gorean Theorem

A major general of the Kamada familyIris ————《, known as "Ginkaku of Technique" due to his skill-oriented fighting style, he bears a striking resemblance to New York City FC star Frank Lampard and Taiwanese singerJeff Chang, possesses a charming dance and has slightly dark skin. He once wrestled with Kinkaku and Biollante in the locker room and engaged in a lube war. He fought Kinkaku privately and emerged victorious. His "Aka-chan" color is silver. Ginkaku was one of the great alchemists of the Kamada family; with the family's decline, Ginkaku had no choice but to seek a new master.
The ultimate bottom of Shin-Nippori, he is essentially undergoing punishment in almost every appearance[15]. His true identity is a former member of Shin-Nippori's superhero team—the Peerless Squad, with the power of nuclear fusion. During a mission, he accidentally consumed apenis-shapedgummy and became dizzy, then was captured and brainwashed by Diehard, the dark alchemist under VAN. Unable to withstand the torture, he defected to become VAN's subordinate. Life after defection hasn't been easy either, as he is often scolded by superiors for "poor performance" or ostracized by colleagues for being a traitor. His famous quotes are "OH♂YES♂SIR! (Visiting the night market)" and "THANK♂YOU♂SIR! (Going to the market)".
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Jakko, VAN's subordinate(Actually, he isn't), arrogant by nature, he once fought Billy in his youth and was defeated without suspenseand was poisoned by Fairy Nightmare, resulting in sequelae. With a certain old maidShigemi Ikedahad a very famous taboo affair, and was accused of "violating Philoso♂phy." Later, through continuous hard work, he finally grew into a ma♂ture man. He participated in the recently heldNonkewrestling fighting tournament.But as his physical philosophy level grew, his personality became increasingly cold and ruthless, very indifferent. Therefore, Philoso♂phy is something that makes people strive for progress; please, fellow Philoso♂phers, do not go astray or even fall into the abyss—take this as a warning!Famous lines are "♂Yi Jianlian! Yi Jianlian♂!" "Philoso♂phy Pas♂sionate Night" "oh my god♂ Castration!" Doukaku A general of the Kamada family, known as Doukaku of Motion. During the charm dance, he used Taboo: Four of a Kind. He once dyed his hair, then fought with Kazuya, and was ultimately defeated. He looks very much like the famous British footballer Wayne Rooney. His aura color is copper-purple. Tongge was originally one of the strategists of the Kamata family, but later defected to the Great Shogun of Darkness along with Ebihara Ebizo, and continuously honed his skills through dark training in order to rescue his lord and brothers from Lord VAN. In the recent plane penetration combat mission, he and Ebihara Ebizo served as the twin pillars of the Great Shogun of Darkness, successfully completing this extremely difficult mission and opening a rift between planes. Tiege A top general of the Kamata family, known as Tiege of Defense, and the successor of Shin-Nippori Ancient Kenpo. His muscles rival those of Billy Herrington, but his excessively low body fat percentage has led to accelerated aging.However, the size of his "son" is much larger than the King's, and in his complete form, it can burst through his underwear. In contrast to this, his behavior can sometimes be a bit effeminate.He bears a striking resemblance to the famous Argentine footballer Lionel Messi. The color of his thong is dark gray. His real name is Inoue Shabrera, the younger brother of Inoue Cabrera, the leader of the Naked Knights. He was once an archaeologist dedicated to researching the historical truths and cultural relics of Ancient Nippori, but later defected to the dark faction. Tiege was originally a martial artist for the Kamata family but was not given an important position. Nobara One of VAN's subordinates, he loves flowers and places great emphasis on combat aesthetics. He once wrestled with Beolandie in the locker room and engaged in a lubricant battle. His groin protector is not a thong, but a blooming red flower, whose color functions as a health bar indicator.But it will never disappear. Masked Jero Real name Joe Jackson, named for wearing a mask. Rebellion of the Heike♂Boy.Dark♂Zexiang UprisingOne of the masterminds. Thomas Slayer(Ox♂Warrior) Real name Thomas Slayer, wears a mask and acts ruthlessly. One of the masterminds of the Rebellion of the Heike♂Boy. Dark Queen Real name is Christi Lake, the master of the Dark Castle. Although part of the dark forces, she seemingly hasn't collaborated with VAN. She keeps a Merman. Usui Lipos One of the Dark Queen's subordinates, along with Hiromi Iguchi and many others. Diehard Real name Mason Flynt. Dark Pharmacist. Occupied the Shin-Nippori Research Institute and is the arch-nemesis of the Zetsurin Sentai. Dark President Iwata One of Diehard's accomplices, disguised with a wig.In fact, the two are the same person, as seen from the cast list being the same actor. Dark Cyborg Clones cultivated by Diehard, suspected to be clones of his subordinate dark researchers. Ebihara Ebizo A friend of Tongge, and a subordinate of the Great General of Darkness. Sebastian Keys A friend of VAN, who became one of Kink's star actors under VAN's guidance; once played VAN's subordinate in a gay film. elephant Wrestled with Belandis in "Jimmy Dean VS Belandis" and suffered a crushing defeat. |
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also known as Ronal-Masturbation-dinho

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Japanese Aniki fans are accustomed to calling him Ronald-ji-nyo[16](The name comes from the similar-looking Brazilian player Ronaldinho. His fans nickname him "Ronau Jii Nyo", which is a pun on "Ronaldinho". (It also reflects his Brazilian heritage). The word "naui" (ナウい) means "self-frying (naughty)" and "jii" (masturbation), which is the Japanese for "fapping".
Chinese Aniki fans call him "Banana-kun," originating from a video on Bilibili titled "You,Of the Free♂dom America,what's in your underwear, a banana?"
On Bilibili, there is a saying: "Banana-kun may be late, but he will never be absent" (also known as "Banana Late but Arrives"), which is a parody of what U.S. Chief Justice Hewart said: "Justice may be late, but it never fails to arrive."
Due to his resemblance to Kobe Bryant and the aged video quality, it is referred to as Kobe's early work.But since Kobe retired in 2016 to pursue other career paths,it is also called Kobe's retirement work, which is the origin of Banana-kun's nickname "Kao-bi."However, his appearance also looks very much like Ronaldinho.
There is also a saying that Banana-kun is a subordinate of Van Darkholme, mainly responsible for logistics tasks.
Hailed as:SymbolizingAmerica'sMan of Free♂dom
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Banana-kun himself stated in a reply to an email from a member of the International Gachimuchi Festival group that,He is not very willing to become Kichiku material, as it does him no good. He requested everyone to stop sending parody emails to his mailbox, as it has seriously affected his daily life. Banana-kun also warned that while he himself would not take legal action against secondary creators using his materials without authorization, the copyright holder (Jockbutt.com) might. In the email, Banana-kun also talked about the situation of his 13-year-old son (as of 2019). Banana-kun's son is an honor student currently in middle school, plays basketball, football, baseball, and other sports, and will also play the saxophone in a band.
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Dark General VAN-sama's superior and the leader of the Shin-Nippori Mercenaries. Entering this mercenary group requires participating in a very bizarre ritual. His characteristics are a bald head and a very eye-catching pair of things resembling night-vision goggles, and he is always calmly waving a fan. He once successfully crossed over to the real world in Taiwan, being the alternate-universe counterpart of Taiwanese legislator Hu Chih-chiang in this dimension, and successfully got the "Charming Dance" clip onto Taiwanese television. Details → sm12626828, sm12637670 Sage of All Creation Nipple Collina, real name Ron Athey. The bard and historian of Shin-Nippori. Also bald, his nipples are pierced, allowing fingers to pass through easily. Possesses profound knowledge, with a Philo♂sophy level among the highest in Shin-Nippori.His finishing move is the Collina Shock King♂ Ishii Real name Blake Harper. The Emperor of Old Nippori. Because he neglected state affairs, despised Akachan, and forced the gladiator Herrington to make fried rice with him, the angry Akachan destroyed the entire Old Nippori. Since then, KING Ishii has turned into a demon active in the shadows, appearing in mirrors to lure young men even now. Colton Ford King♂ Ishii's close favorite official. Sacrificed by Ishii at the final moment of Akachan's destruction of the world. Pharaoh The Emperor of Ancient Shin-Nippori. His excessive debauchery led to Akachan's first destruction of the world. Before his death, he sealed a curse within a battle robe, which was later destroyed by Billy and Fujioka. Chavez Obama, real name Anthony Stone. The actual ruler of all Shin-Nippori, he possesses the highly Philo♂sophical ability of physical♂ oratory (able to express speech content simply by making various seductive movements with his body). He is the adoptive father of the Fairy King and is very fond of alcohol. He once had a conflict with the Fairy King and was killed, but after being resurrected, he turned over a new leaf and became President. He once secretly infiltrated the Dark Castle to help the Naked Knights successfully overthrow the Dark Queen Christie, and rebuilt the castle as his own poli♂tical base (though he remained a heavy drinker after entering politics).But was eventuallyDoor♂nald Butt♂man♂preplaced by. Confirmed dead in a car accident in 2011. Fairy King Fairy King Chi Chi LaRue, the strongest legend of Shin-Nippori, the one who holds all the secrets of Shin-Nippori, usually appearing in heavy makeup and female attirebut his actual gender is male. In his youth, he had a painful experience of being bullied at school. After awakening a mysterious power, he eliminated everyone who had offended him in a very brutal manner (including Kazuya Muji's mother and the President of the Forest).His body double is Cassandra KnightBut in the next chapter, he seemingly finds his conscience and resurrects them again. (Once, he was marked by VAN withTDN_assassinated by a heavy object, but later self-resurrected). Although he generally does not participate in the conflicts of Shin-Nippori, his stance is actually biased towards the Light Faction. His "musuko" censor is not Akachan, but a photo of himself. In this dimension, the Fairy King Chi Chi LaRue is one of the top directors in American adult films[17], and is currently still directing films. Banana-cles also known asMurofushi Cannon, originating from the Fairy King's main feature, Martin Wannamaker (Martin Xiang-gao) Real name Andrew Addams. A famous journalist in Shin-Nippori, who once reported on the Forest President's physical speech, Otouto-sama's arson, etc. Venerable ZEUS Known as one of the Ancient Dark Four Heavenly Kings along with the Great General of Darkness, the Imperial Godmother, and VAN. He possessed the Noble Phantasm "ZEUS" holy plate, which was obtained by VAN. Imperial Godmother_ One of the Ancient Dark Four Heavenly Kings. Dressed in formal attire, wearing a Noh mask, he is a good friend of the Fairy King and often appears at the Dankiri Festival. Shigemi Ikeda(♀) The old maid of Yuji Jonouchi's household. In the original video, Shigemi Ikeda slowly walks past and puts down a kettle, making a☠PONG☠even more despair-inducing than Pinky-ane-ki's "Deng Deng Dong" from the Inmumu communitysound effect, and seduces the young Jonouchi, entering into an ambiguous relationship with him. Yuji Jonouchi once commented: "Shigemi is terrifying!".One theory suggests that Shigemi is actually the older sister of Ikeda Cream Stew. GAY♂BAR Manager A hiddengay bar located in Shin-NipporiThe manager of the bar; Billy Herrington often visited his shop to smoke, drink, and watch billiards after matches. The manager Rocky Castro died early in 2006 of cancer (malignant lymphoma) at the age of 26.Estimated to be the earliest person to pass away in the Philo♂sophy series. Little Brother Billy Herrington's younger brother, real name Bo Garrett, an arsonist with a strange obsession with fire. Despite being lectured by Billy, he still wanted to play with fire and was eventually detained.[Note 8] Age: 49 years old.But King Billy is 48 years old The "cartoon figures" mentioned in the lecture chapter actually refer to Otouto-sama's tattoos. He won a Men in Video Award. Unconfirmed names include Arai, Inoue, and Yonekura (all mishearings), with the most famous mishearing being "Zi♂Mo"Original line: So what? Caesar BBA(♀) Aneki, once wrestled with the King, and the King won.Finally... emmmmmmmm... Strictly speaking, the King and Aneki wrestled first to determine the winner, so it cannot be called a weakling act. |
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In fact, "Half-fish man" (半鱼人) is the correct term, but philosophers intentionally write it as "Half-fisher man" (半渔人)[18]” to show the difference.
A strange creature with a fish head and a human body inside the Dark Castle. In "Wrestling Series Gaiden: Inoue Cabrera Infiltration Chapter", it was used by the Dark Princess to attack the Naked Knights. Its name originates from the legends of the Guarani people of the Amazon River.
Its extremely cheap construction upon its abrupt debut, unknown reason for existence, and unknown true identity made it the most-watched mystery of this chapter. Although it lives in water, it walks upright on two legs, moves very slowly, and is unexpectedly weak, to the point where it was eventually defeated by the Naked Knights. Its food source is unknown; it is possible that the Dark Princess feeds it humans as fodder.Legend has it that it is the transformed version of the lost Gosaku, but there is no evidence to confirm this.
The suit once appeared in the Tokusatsu series "Big Bad Beetleborgs" (US version of Juukou B-Fighter) and "Power Rangers Wild Force" (US version of Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger) by the American company Saban, and was likely sold to a gay porn company after filming.
A mysterious creature. It walks on land and enjoys lifting barbells, being much more agile than the Half-fish man. It often hides in the bushes to prey on lone ♂ boys passing by. Its speed is so fast that it is impossible to defend against. The Nippori Police Station has conducted several unsuccessful searches and had to classify it as a dangerous creature of Nippori. (Since it is unknown whether it lived in Old Nippori, it is temporarily said to live in New Nippori.)Its signature move is the Cat Claw Punch.
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Rabbitman is not a gay porn actor like Billy Herrington (Billy VAN-sama), but a professional model.
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A dog named "Otchan (おっちゃん, Otchan)" also known as金閣の犬, orMomiji Inubashiri,Once participated in a summer camp in the wild with the Kinkaku Boy Scouts.
The name Otchan comes from the sound "おっちゃん" made by the bus step when the Boy Scouts arrived at their destination in "Kinkaku Ginkaku Boy Scouts: Memories," which was interpreted as calling the dog's name.
With its cute appearance, it has become the recognized mascot of the Philosophy community. Although called the Kinkaku Dog, it is uncertain whether Otchan is raised by Kinkaku or his companion.
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Fap Monkey A puppet monkey; although it does not appear in any original videos, it frequently appears in Oto-MADs.Also known as Hip-hop Monkey. Sadaoka Owl A snowy owl. Its owner is Sadaoka. Sometimes its face is photoshopped into Aka-chan's. The King A badger.PartialinmSeries Zebraman/Dogman/Catman/Ratman/Tigerman/White Tigerman/Lionman/Leopardman/Clouded Leopardman/Shuman/Kirin (Unicorn) Man/Oxman/Antelopeman/Runman/Weaselman/Deerman/Elkman/Deerman... Companion of the Rabbitman. The white mouse in the cage of darkness (Yami no Kago Hakuso) |
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"♂" is the male representative symbol, commonly known as the Male Soul in Phi♂losophy. It is used for emphasis, as an adjective, a particle, or a verb with special meaning (to make it read more Phi♂losophical). You can find it by typing "nan" in an IME (sometimes "nanxing" is required), or in the special symbols section of some IMEs (mostly older versions)

Here, the Male Soul is used to describe Phi♂losophy; without the Male Soul, it could easily lead to ambiguity, which means it's easier for people to get the wrong idea. It is usually used for words with multiple meanings. (Of course, those who don't understand Phi♂losophy won't understand it eitherTo put it simply, it's jargon)
The Male Soul in this sentence actually doesn't have much meaning; it simply enhances the tone. Since Double Yukibu is already an internal Philosophical term, adding the Male Soul is just for emphasis. Of course, it doesn't necessarily have to be inserted; it could also be —♂Double Yukibu♂— but the effect seems less than ideal, and there is no standard usage.
This usage is extremely rare and acts as a meaningless particle; it must be used in conjunction with the actual situation.
They actually mean the same thing, but doesn't the second one look a bit more Philo♂sophical? Not commonly used.
Fried Rice is a Philosophical term, categorized as a verb, but it is prone to ambiguity. Adding the Male Soul makes it clear at a glance (it's actually the same as usage 1, but generally inserted into a verb). To give the most common example — "Wrestling" and "Wrest♂ling", do I need to ex♂plain further?
Here we must mention the Female Soul "♀". Its main usage is mostly the same as the Male Soul "♂", but since there is no recognized "
Sometimes it is also a synonym for "dirty," for example: I really want a cap♂able younger sister♀
"Raging Male Souls" refers to the reckless use of Male Souls in a sentence, causing the sentence to be fragmented beyond recognition. In the birthplace of Philo♂sophy, Niconico, there are actually no rules regarding the use of Male Souls. After Philo♂sophy was introduced to China, many people who did not have a deep enough understanding of Philo♂sophy added many Male Souls to a single sentence to show off their status as Philosophers. Consequently, the moderators of the Aniki Bar, in order to prevent reading from being affected and hoping more people would understand Philo♂sophy rather than focusing on adding Male Souls when speaking, established a bar rule prohibiting more than three Male Souls in a single sentence (this has now been cancelled).[20]). This makes many people think that having more than three Man-Souls in one sentence violates the Philo♂sophy doctrine, but in reality, there is no limit to the number of Man-Souls, so it's not that more than three in a sentence is "Nutou." However, adding too many Man-Souls or even adding one to every word is a usage that might mislead newcomers and affect readability.
Too many Man-Souls will affect the viewing experience of videos or articles and will also cause resentment among Philo♂sophers. If you use them accurately and well, the amount doesn't matter. However, usually, there really isn't that much space in a sentence to add Man-Souls. Those who spam bullet comments and comments like "Ho♂ly♂Sh♂it♂it's♂Bil♂ly♂Her♂ring♂ton♂" under general Aniki videos are intentionally trying to get you to reply "Nutou Zakuretsu."Most of them areBrat, please understand this yourself and ignore them; only then can this phenomenon be reduced. I hope all Philo♂sophers will have a "heart of tolerance," treat juniors with tolerance, and actively teach them, so as to truly understand Philo♂sophy.
Recently, the usage of Man-Souls has been expanded to⚤⚣⚢☿⚥⚦⚧⚨⚩⚲⚤⚣⚢☿⚥⚦⚧⚨⚩⚲⚤⚣⚢☿⚥⚦⚧⚨⚩⚲_ new usage of,but this is purely the behavior of trolls, and everyone needs to resist blind spamming to prevent misleading the correct usage of Otoko-damashii.
On December 31st every year,Niconicothe website releases a collaboration video, a roughly 10-minute Oto-MAD, originating in 2008[21], Honkaku-teki Danketsu Matsuri is also known as "Kuso-misoka"[Note 9]", and the BGM selection consists of popular Philoso♂phy MADs posted on Niconico that year. In addition, there is the Huacai Danketsu Matsuri held in Chinamost of which have been deletedand Aniki enthusiasts worldwideThe number of participants is massive, coming not only from Japan but also from China, South Korea, Russia, and other countries...the International Gachimuchi Festival held.
On January 7, 2022, the official YouTube account of the International Gachimuchi Festival was banned[22], and its works were unfortunately taken down, but they can still be viewed on the official website it established[23]。
Philosophers are welcome to contribute more great works[24] :
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日本空耳
これは妖精哲学の普遍の真理とされ哲学者たちはこれをこのガチムチパンツレスリングの基礎理論としている。
これを守っていない兄貴関連動画及び信者は真の兄貴ファンではないとされ、この心を理解できた者こそが真の愛兄貴者であり、これにより妖精哲学の最高の境地であるといわれるゲイパレスへの道を悟る事が出来るといわれている。
兄貴:あぁん?最近だらしねぇな?
兄貴:「歪 み ね ぇ な」
Aka-san Introduction
御神木
东方馅挂炒饭
津吉工业介绍
木吉官方账号
平家BOY介绍
马凯介绍
香蕉君介绍
妖精王维基百科上的介绍
半渔人介绍
哲♂学认识多出于各大哲♂学鬼畜评论区, 原作者不详,但已影响许多哲♂学家对哲♂学的理解与认知
兄貴本格的男尻祭
官方推特账号
兄貴国际男尻祭官网
破10万再生数作品合辑
兄贵引导人民解析
In April 2018, based on reported leads, the Shanghai Cultural Market Administrative Law Enforcement Team investigated a case where a Shanghai company was suspected of providing content harmful to social morality while engaged in internet audio-visual program services.
Some even involve ♯♯ content such as sibling romance...